There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade.
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.
We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
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With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
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Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)
Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made,
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede.
There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
King of Suede.
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It's the same old sale as yesterday.
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next A little girl -
a little small for her age -
a little too slow for the field day race.
Her momma's waitin' at the finish line
to wipe the teardrops from her eyes.
She says, "You did just fine, honey,
that's okay. Sometime's life's just that way.
You're gonna lose the race from time to time,
but you're always gonna find:
You can't lose me.
Bet your life.
I am here and I will always be
just a wish away.
Wherever you go,
no matter how far,
my love is where you are.
You won't be lost if you believe
you can't lose me."
Momma used to say "Girl it won't be long
'til it's time to go out on your own.
Chase your dreams, find your place in life.
I know you'll do just fine."
When that day finally came,
there were things she needed to but could not say
so I whispered softly as I wiped the tears from momma's eyes,
"You can't lose me.
Bet your life.
I am here and I will always be
just a wish away.
Wherever I go,
no matter how far,
my love is where you are.
You won't be lost if you believe
you can't lose me."
Wherever you go,
no matter how far,
my love is where you are.
You won't be lost if you believe
you can't lose me.
No, you can't lose me.
(bet your life)
Wherever you go
(no matter how far)
My love is where you are.
(you can't lose me.)
ooh, you can't lose me
(You can't lose me)
No, you can't lose me