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Freak, freak, freak it. (Repeats) 

Methods Of Mayhem: Seventy-seven million dollars made from watching me cum. 
Under the sun on my vacation. (After hours on Spectravision), 
Shootin' my jizzy jizm, the woody has rizzy risen. 
I ain't gettin' paid to entertain your bridal showers, 
Rockin' my porno tape for hours and hours. 
The hoes are fearin' me, 
It's bigger than Ron Jeremy! 

Fred: 'Cause it's them ass cheeks that make my ass weak, 
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week. 
And if you ask me, I'll be glad to speak, 
Until we get butt naked and break it down with nasty. 

Methods Of Mayhem: (chorus) Get, get naked. (C'mon baby make me hot.) 
Get, get naked. (Ride the cock till you hit the spot.) 
Get, get naked. (C'mon baby make me hot.) 
Get, get naked. 

Methods Of Mayhem: Woof woof! Doin' it doggie style! 
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay, 
Bow wow yippie yo yippy yay, 
Get it on! (meow). (Repeats). 
The little Geisha hoe from Tokyo who said she could blow. 
"Ten dolla love me long time in a limo." 
For really dough, I'm just tryin' to fly with the flows. 
Freak up some hoe's, blow up the shows. 
Make a little dough-hoe as if you didn't know, 
Back to the strip club freakin' up some more hoes. 
Swingin' my dingaling, it ain't no thing. (Hell yeah.) 
It's those intergalactic hoes who came down in those space probes, Brush all my teeth, comb the hair on my head.
Eat all my breakfast while mom makes a fuss.
Then rush out the door barely catching the bus.
Filling my head with these figures and facts.
When school is over, I take the bus back,
To chores that are waiting just to be done.
I thought being a kid would be fun.

Chorus:
We need a vacation from our daily vocation.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's not easy just being a kid.
We're tired just thinking of all that we did.
We need time away from all the work and the hum drum,
Oh, oh, oh.
Don't call us, we'll call you.
We need some time off.
I love playing baseball and soccer you bet.
But this is hard work, you should see how I sweat.
Hide and seek is not easy. It's serious work.
Climbing up trees getting covered with dirt.
We keep up this schedule just day after day.
We make our suggestion, they don't hear what we say.
I'm burning my candle out at both ends.
I'm taking time off with my friends.

Chorus

Can you picture it now, as we lie on the beach.
Tall frosty fruit punches just out of reach.
Soaking our troubles away in the pool.
Don't anyone dare mention school.

We need a vacation, from our kid like frustration.
Oh, oh, oh.
Don't call us, we'll call you.
We need some time off, we need some time off.
We're taking time off.